Digital Buccaneer Gifts

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Swedish Pirate Party.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"How many letters can you read?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Corporate pirate.

Caveman at Computer

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

Pirate King

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Campground Wi-fi.

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

Human evolution

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

"OK Zoomer!"

'You can 'unfriend' me but you absolutely can't 'unparent' me.'

Pirate Radio

"You've been unfriended."

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.