Digital Bouncer Gifts

Help. Lost my passwords, victim of I.D. theft & can't remember who I am.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Bouncer.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!