Digital Bouncer Gifts

Help. Lost my passwords, victim of I.D. theft & can't remember who I am.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'