Baby Bouncer Gifts

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

Working from Home

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

You have had enough

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"