Baby Bouncer Gifts

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

Working from Home

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

You have had enough

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

She Had Enough To Drink.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"