Bee Bouncer Gifts

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

Club insecurity.

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Bouncer.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'