Bee Bouncer Gifts

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

You have had enough

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'