Beachball Bouncer Gifts

Stadium usher of the month.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"There's always a position for a specialist."

Club insecurity.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Bouncer.

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'