Bouncer Fan Gifts

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Filet minion

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Hamlet

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

Geezer.

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"