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Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Fine. And you?'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Finesse fishing

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

The last Easter

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

Easter.

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

'Yours is a very rare case.'