Balloon Fan Gifts

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Fine. And you?'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Caliologist

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Moon Lander

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Water Balloon Animals.

"It's time to end the suffering."

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Campaign Trail

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket