Balloon Fan Gifts

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'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Fine. And you?'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Caliologist

Moon Lander

Hot Dog Animals: $2

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

Campaign Trail

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Pirates of Venice

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."