Giant Balloon Fan Gifts

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Fine. And you?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Pirates of Venice

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Come on in, the water's fine."

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Flightless Birds in a Balloon

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."