Giant Balloon Fan T-Shirts

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Fine. And you?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Water Balloon Animals.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"It's time to end the suffering."

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Pirates of Venice

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Come on in, the water's fine."

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Flightless Birds in a Balloon

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."