Beach Ball Fan Gifts

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"Marco ..."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Fine. And you?'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Pirates

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"5...4...3...2..."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Automatic swing machine

"There's always a position for a specialist."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Landlubbers ONLY!

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Sausage

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

Fun in the Sun.