Beach Ball Enthusiast Gifts

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"5...4...3...2..."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Built and Built without a permit.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Working Holiday.

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Starfish doing the wave.