Beach Picnic Fan Gifts

'I've got very fair skin. . . I don't tan, I fry.'

Swinging

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Automatic swing machine

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"I think our way is more elegant!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

No Croquet

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Sausage

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Fun in the Sun.

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

If the dragon was romantic.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

Man Misses His Television Set

"I'm not sure this outdoor teashop is such a good idea."

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."