Sunbathing Fan Gifts

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"What are you looking at me like?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Sunbathing in the park

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Desert Dermatologist

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

No Croquet

God's Manicure.

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Fun in the Sun.