Sunscreen Fan Gifts

Desert Dermatologist

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

A gap between the solar panels

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Yipeee!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Screensaver says project compiling.

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

Fun in the Sun.

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."