Sunscreen Fan Gifts

Desert Dermatologist

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Yipeee!"

A gap between the solar panels

Screensaver says project compiling.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Fun in the Sun.

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Sunbloc 1000

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'