Sunglasses Fan Gifts

"Yipeee!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Nuts to you, too."

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Desert Dermatologist

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'm in disguise."

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Back away from the squirrel!"

Snow blind.

Oceanographer

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

"Fifi"