Sunglasses Fan Gifts

"Yipeee!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Beach hats

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Overkill, dude."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Desert Dermatologist

The sunglasses.

"I'm in disguise."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Snow blind.

Oceanographer

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat