Sunglasses In Church Fans Gifts

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Beach hats

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I noticed a few browns."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'm in disguise."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Overkill, dude."

A Creature WAS Stirring

The sunglasses.

Merry Christmas

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'