Church Ceremony Fan Gifts

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jungle Games

Oscars 2024

Applause

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

Notre Dame Fire

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

"Forget it, Carl."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Goodwill To All Men - and Bankers!

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Irish plasterer working on a church

"I'd like to thank...."

"Not chocolate again!"

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

'Does my bun look big in this?'

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

Vespers were about to get a lot more interesting.

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Queen's Guard

Sock Salesman Award

Just Married