Sunglasses In Church Fans Pillows

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

The sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I'm in disguise."

Merry Christmas

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Yipeee!"

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.