Convent Fan Pillows

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I'm having my entrails read."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Knighthood being given by the king

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"It's the battering classes"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

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Watering can helmet.