Nativity Fan Pillows

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Three wise men follow a hashtag

"This isn't what I meant by a stable environment."

Away in a manger

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Santa does a keg stand.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa's wash day.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Pirates

'Oh, Christ.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Three Parent Baby

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Christmas reunions!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake