Nativity Story Fan Pillows

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

". . . and the most fabulous myrrh you ever saw! Seriously folks, this is the good stuff. . ."

"These presents, are they for his birthday or for Christmas?"

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"He can make the World but he can't make a reservation?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Zoom Christmas

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

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Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

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