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KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

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"How was the play!"

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Big Issue!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"