Nativity Aficionado Pillows

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"They act like they've never seen a baby in a nest before."

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

Three Wise Men

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

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Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'Big Issue!'

The Three Wise Women

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"