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'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

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KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Three Parent Baby

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Big Issue!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"