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"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Three Parent Baby

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Nativity Scene on the Underground

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

"Crib, clothes, diapers, toys...All the good gifts on the registry are taken. There're only a few weird things left."

"He's coming out halo first!"

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.