Nativity Scene Lover Pillows

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

It's a girl!

'The birth? Not bad. Halo was a bit of a problem...'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Do you think that's wise?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Oh, Christ.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Quick, follow that star

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

The Three Wise Women

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

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