Nativity Scene Lover Gifts

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

It's a girl!

'The birth? Not bad. Halo was a bit of a problem...'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Quick, follow that star

'Oh, Christ.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Three Parent Baby

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'Big Issue!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

The Three Wise Women