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The wise men are followed by an auditor.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

Inn Closed for Xmas.

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

'It's a girl.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"

'A child was abducted from our nursery.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

Angels from the realms of glory

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

"Happy Holidays."

Holy Coke

"L'adoration des comiques."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"Great...just great! I have to get to my seasonal job and I'm like super lost!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

''No room at the inn' hey? Well, that's not reason enough to just come into our stable uninvited!'

"It's nothing to do with me neither mate!!"

Cut out and keep Shepherd.

"He's coming out halo first!"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Oh, Christ.'

Quick, follow that star

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Three Parent Baby