Collecting Nativity Scenes Gifts

It's a girl!

'He wants to know if you brought Him an X-Box?'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Nativity: Saviour on Board

'Do you think that's wise?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Quick, follow that star

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."