Collecting Nativity Scenes Pillows

It's a girl!

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Nativity: Saviour on Board

'Do you think that's wise?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Quick, follow that star

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

The Three Wise Women

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'