Nativity Set Collector Pillows

'They say they are three kings.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Quick, follow that star

Shall I be mother?

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

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Three Parent Baby

The Bible, signed copy.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Bear Bears his Cross

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Salvage Hunters

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'