Tea Set Collector Pillows

Bully in the China Shop

Salvage Hunters

Shall I be mother?

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Teapot Art

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Kettle Drum

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Too-Much-Coffee Table.

Bull In a china shop

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Perry Grayson

Forklift truck

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

You watch - she'll steer every conversation back to salad.

Well, when I said, "never bring a knife to a gun fight," I figured the spoon and fork were also implied.

"Congrats! It's a spork."

Toasters for math people.

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."