Tea Set Collector Pillows

Bully in the China Shop

Shall I be mother?

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Teapot Art

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Kettle Drum

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Forklift truck

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

Bull In a china shop

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

"Congrats! It's a spork."

Bishops teacosy.

'Congratulations. You're the proud parents of a brand new baby spork.'

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

"We should just buy the color our white towels always end up being."