Teapot Collector Pillows

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Teapot Art

Kettle Drum

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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Bottletrees.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Shall I be mother?

"Your shout!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Tupperware Wolf

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Make it look like an accident.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Salvage Hunters

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

Great Moments in Beer

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

Wine from all regions.

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'