Teapot Collector Pillows

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Teapot Art

Kettle Drum

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

Shall I be mother?

Tupperware Wolf

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

Wine from all regions.

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Bottle Battle

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

"This one's rubbish as well."