Teaspoon Collector Pillows

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Cow's straw

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Posh Easter Egg

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Shall I be mother?

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Teapot Art

Tupperware Wolf

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Kettle Drum

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Bull In a china shop

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."