Toaster Collector Pillows

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Shall I be mother?

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Teapot Art

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Tupperware Wolf

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Kettle Drum

Bride sees figures atop wedding cake of wife waiting on relaxing husband.

Wedding cake figurines show a lazy husband in a recliner chair.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Have you seen this toaster?

"The Toast Whisperer"

"Should I use a coaster?"

Bananas eye the blender

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'