Collecting Toasters Pillows

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Pope tarts.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

Tupperware Wolf

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Origin of the 'spork'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

Have you seen this toaster?

Cool bulls.

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

There's a fork in the road.

"The Toast Whisperer"

"Profiling!"

"Should I use a coaster?"

Teapot

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!