Collecting Toasters T-Shirts

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Tupperware Wolf

A Fork-lift.

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Have you seen this toaster?

Cool bulls.

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

There's a fork in the road.

"The Toast Whisperer"

"Should I use a coaster?"

"Profiling!"

Teapot