Collecting Crockery T-Shirts

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Origin of the 'spork'

Flatware Follies.

The Spoonish Inquisition

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Cool bulls.

There's a fork in the road.

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"I don't mind that it is a mixed marriage, but I hear the groom has a drinking problem."

"Profiling!"

Teapot

Bananas eye the blender

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Tea and Coffee

'I should never have run off with him.'