Collecting Crockery Pillows

'Be reasonable, Daphne - It's the only thing I've broken during the whole course of our marriage!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

Origin of the 'spork'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Flatware Follies.

The Spoonish Inquisition

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Cool bulls.

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

There's a fork in the road.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Profiling!"

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

"I don't mind that it is a mixed marriage, but I hear the groom has a drinking problem."

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'I should never have run off with him.'

Tea and Coffee

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'