Crockery Collector Pillows

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'Actually Fred, I dropped a couple of things when I washing up...'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Party time.

true love.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Red Wine

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Long Corkscrew

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'My French is not so good.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Michel Roux Jr

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"This wine is CORKED!"

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.