Crockery Enthusiast Pillows

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Domestic Goddess.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Tension filled the tent.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Layer cake

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Make your resolutions achievable.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Doctor in a cake

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."