Crockery Enthusiast Pillows

'Mummy, I like this shop!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Domestic Goddess.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Cake Friday!

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Make your resolutions achievable.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Doctor in a cake

I made you a cake!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."