Cockroach Aficionado Pillows

Cockroaches standing by 'launch missiles' button - "...all I'm saying is. If there was a nuclear war, us roach types would come out on top."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Crocodile

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

A termite practical joke.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'