Cockroach Aficionado Gifts

Cockroaches standing by 'launch missiles' button - "...all I'm saying is. If there was a nuclear war, us roach types would come out on top."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Crocodile

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

A termite practical joke.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'