Cockroach Admirer Gifts

"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Overkill, dude."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Praying Mantis.