Cockroach Enthusiast Gifts

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Slugfest!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'