Cockroach Fan Gifts

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"This will sting a bit."

"Think about the honey."

The worm that churned!

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Worm Appreciation Society!

A Bug's Life Advice

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

What next?!

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

Cunning Crocodile.

Melody Cockroach.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'