Crocodile Fan Gifts

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Nice abs."

'Well...I guess we'll be calling ourselves the Three Musketeers from now on.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Before you say anything, Hank, the pet store was having a buy-one-get-one-free day.'

Lost Crocodile

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Cunning Crocodile.

It was a short trip to the bathroom, but a trip that was fraught with danger.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile with Zig and Zag desk organizers.

'I'm sure your friends like your jokes, but people never smile at a crocodile...'

"He's got dreadful teeth..."

'We're not going to take this lying down!'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

I'm done cleaning your teeth, but it's been awhile since your last x-ray.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Crocodile

Next in Lion

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'