Crocodile Hunter Fan Gifts

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Crocodile

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Crocodile Shoes

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Diver caught by pelican

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.