Crocodile Hunter Fan Pillows

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Crocodile

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile Shoes

Steve Irwin.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Fisherman and cats

Diver caught by pelican